TFL Thinks we are all Seven Years Old…

If you live in London you have no doubt seen them, these that is…

Ok I might have slightly modified these but you know what I’m talking about. I’m concerned that this flavour of weeble-bodied, baby talking rubbish will only serve to inflame the senses of those already [...]


Bangkok Nights

Last night was a blast as well. I was persuaded to go out for a few drinks at a club as I’ve not been out since Hong Kong and I worked out I could budget in one night as long as I drank slowly. We had a few beers in the hostel, then [...]


How to start a long trek to Asia

“Gentlemen. A toast. To her Majesty the Queen!” Our first drink as a trio in a bar in Prague. The Major and Captain Oats had already popped out for a beer the night/morning we arrived, but there was no catbus and no toast. It’s generally acknowledged that things don’t ‘begin to happen’ unless [...]


Waiting in Manchester Airport

My MP3 player is only outputting on one channel or my earphones are broken. I’m hoping it’s my player since it’s still under warranty and I don’t like it any more. Either way it’s all too annoying. This is just a bit I wrote during a chunk of the journey I [...]


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