TFL Thinks we are all Seven Years Old…

If you live in London you have no doubt seen them, these that is…

Ok I might have slightly modified these but you know what I’m talking about. I’m concerned that this flavour of weeble-bodied, baby talking rubbish will only serve to inflame the senses of those already likely to perform twatty acts of minor thuggery to the extent that they may elevate their anti-social behaviour to the level of committing minor pocket theft?

They almost make me want to violently push on the tube with my mobile phone set to ‘boom-box’, and mouthful of reeking fish. Do we really need patronising adverts telling us how to behave? No, no we don’t. But given the general conduct of patrons of the capitols public transport users we do need some kind of solution.

I suggest we employ the wined-up London homeless to stand next to offenders and grind upon them vigorously while singing out of key Abba songs into their faces. That would surely teach them a very real and physical lesson about personal space and consideration for others, no?