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		<title>Bed Weters in The Netherlands</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 21:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Irregular Guest Author</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Every day life in the Netherlands has brought me many more a giggle over the past year than I had initially expected, and this was, and still is my number one!  Every country suffers from badly translates signs, poorly marketing gimmicks and naturally a different way of addressing their culture, but this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kenya: Better than London Zoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 11:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z-Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lake Nakuru National Park, Kenya
<p style="text-align: justify;">Having found myself in Nairobi, Kenya over a weekend with very little to do I looked into some tourism options. I was recommended Lake Nakuru national park, a smallish national park with a vast array of wildlife, but no elephants. I was picked up from my hotel at 7am, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Xi&#8217;an&#8217;anigens in the snow.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 11:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfied</dc:creator>
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<p class="wp-caption-text">Drum tower in the snow</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">We mainly went to see the terracotta warriors but mostly saw a lot of snow. We booked a warrior &#8216;tour&#8217; with a guide and yes, that&#8217;s not gonzo but it included the transport there and a visit to another site as well. The guide was called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fizzy Ale?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z-Man</dc:creator>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Whilst on an eight day tour of New Zealand’s South Island, one of the first activities planned was the journey from Christchurch, on the east coast to a town called Greymouth on the west coast. This involved an amazingly scenic ride through the ‘Southern Alps’ on a fairly rickety train. The views were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>120 miles didn&#8217;t seem that far&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z-Man</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.gonzotourism.com/?p=1259</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Ok this was actually ages ago, long before andyfied started demanding travel stories from everyone he’s even been the proximity of for a minute to contribute to his ‘website’.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Well over a year ago I found myself in India on a business trip with a few days to spare between meetings. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Desert Safari</title>
		<link>http://www.gonzotourism.com/authors/z-man/desert-safari/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z-Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="wp-caption-text">800m tall building</p>
<p style="text-align: justify">Through yet another set of uninteresting events I found myself in Dubai with an afternoon and evening to spare. My local associate recommended a ‘desert safari’. I wasn’t sure how that worked, given my only experiences of Safaris were in Windsor Safari Park. Still I agreed to go along fairly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Machu Picchu, the Lost ‘City’ of the Incas (and guinea pigs)</title>
		<link>http://www.gonzotourism.com/countries/machu-picchu-the-lost-%e2%80%98city%e2%80%99-of-the-incas-and-guinea-pigs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z-Man</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Peru]]></category>
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<p class="wp-caption-text">Wow, my photo looked just like the brochures</p>

<p style="text-align: justify; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Through another set of uninteresting events I found myself in Peru with (having travelled there via Amsterdam and La Paz, Bolivia). I thought I shouldn’t waste this opportunity by spending all my time in smoky bars and decided to do a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Total Hotel Review: IBIS in Central Amsterdam</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z-Man</dc:creator>
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<p class="wp-caption-text">Corridor from lift towards my room</p>
<p>This is just a quick one, just wanted to point out the lunacy that is the IBIS, billed as being near Amsterdam Central station. I needed a place to stay for one evening in Amsterdam in order to make a connecting flight to South America. I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cactus if ya Can&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.gonzotourism.com/countries/south-america/cactus-if-ya-can/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Irregular Guest Author</dc:creator>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; widows: 0; orphans: 0; text-align: justify;">´About twenty percent of people throw up after drinking the medicine´ the Shaman told us as we sat in the garden of a Peruvian mountain house, having slugged the contents from our stainless steel cups. A New Zealander named Rob, two young Americans Tim and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From the Diary of Great Uncle Melville: A Beginning to His Travels</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Team GT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Our good colleague andyfied is not the only member of his family to be a seasoned travelist. He has found and transcribed some of the letters and journals of his Great Uncle Melville. Many of these papers are in a poor state and most of the dates on them seem to be obscured by blood, [...]]]></description>
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