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Scorpions with Hot Sauce

“All I’m saying is,” the Captain said while stuffing another fried egg loaded with rice into his greasy great face “When are we going to be back here again? This could be our last opportunity to enjoy this.” He was of course referring to the excellent aromatic duck to be found in the [...]


Spain and the Sea | Part Two

If you missed part one you can read it here – Spain and the Sea | Part One

…and now to the heart of the thing dear friends.

Ah yes, culture. Finding culture in a place like this is hard let me tell you. The closest we got was [...]


TFL Thinks we are all Seven Years Old…

If you live in London you have no doubt seen them, these that is…

Ok I might have slightly modified these but you know what I’m talking about. I’m concerned that this flavour of weeble-bodied, baby talking rubbish will only serve to inflame the senses of those already [...]


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Captain Oats in non-formal attire.

A gentleman explorer, probably of the highest order – Captain Oats is a man of absolutely no military standing at all who currently resides in Her Majesties London. Heed his words, for they are the words of a man who has, ‘seen too much’, or [...]